Morning's Light

Someone mentioned that my office has a fragrant aroma.  My office is scented by an apple/cinnamon air freshener, but I could have responded with:

A. I get that a lot. I think it’s the pheremones.

B. It’s the easy-bake oven in the corner.  I’m making a special dessert for you that should be ready in 4.7 hours–if I remember to change the light bulb.

C. Must be the new fabric softener from the dollar store.  It’s called "eau de office".

D. You like my new incense? Don’t tell anyone I’m lighting matches in here!

E. Uh…who uses the term "fragrant aroma"?

F. (jumping up and hugging him) "THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPECIAL THAT MAKES ME FEEL!!! VISIT ANYTIME!"