Meet…Rachel! She works in the office when she’s on break from school. She does a little of this and a little of that…and dates a certain college student named Matthew.
I spotted her "ring" and zoomed in for a closer look…
Coworker A came along and whistled at the size of the "ring", saying "Someone is dating a guy with BIG BUCKS!!"
I said with all the seriousness I could muster, "He WORKS at DENNYS!"
Apparently that one line won a comedy award in the office today. thankyouverymuch
Coworker B mentioned a friend who is out driving in the snowstorm and called in to say with alarm, "My little red thingy is blinking!!!" to which Coworker A replies, "Sounds like a medical problem to me! Have you checked with your doctor?" while Coworker B thought it sounded kinky. I think it sounded silly. But that’s just me.
Morning's Light 
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