Morning's Light

NOTE TO SELF: Do not consume the following combination of foods in a 24-hour period:  a big can of baked beans (to accompany sloppy joes – and eaten for dinner, breakfast then dinner again), a lot of carrots, an apple, some almonds and some peanuts.  You will end up with a tummyache, and drive to the nearest pharmacy [as opposed to the one four states over] and slink up to the counter, notice the numerous customers waiting for prescriptions, and select the "privacy" of the Consultation Window.

You explain your "dilemma" only to have the pharmacist yell,

"IS IT GAS??? DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE GAS?????"

[whispering] "Yes, it could be."

"THEN TRY GAS-X OR ANY OTHER PRODUCT DESIGNED TO REDUCE GASSSSSS!!!!!!!"

"Thank you." [slinks away from the Consultation Window]