The following takes place at the local cinema between the hours of 7:15 PM and 7:20 PM Saturday night.
Me: What theater does your ticket stub say the movie is in?
K: What? The ticket stub has the theater number in it?
Me: Yes, and whether you take the hallway to the left or the right.
K: What? The ticket stub tells you which direction to go?
Me: Yes…you never noticed that before???? Oh look. Our theater is at the very end; we must be important to see our movie in a small theater at the very end of the entire building! [stage whisper} it's soooo QUIET in here. quieter than the library! [Seriously peeps, no music playing, no ads are up on the screen, and not one of the 30 people in theater so far was saying a word.]
K: (singing) A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!!
Me: If we talk about how quiet it is in here…..
K: ….maybe that'll break the ice and people will start talking????? (listens). NOPE. It didn't work.
The following takes place at the local cinema between the hours of 7:30 PM and 7:40 PM Saturday night.
Nice Guy to the Left: "So, as we were driving here, my wife told me this movie is going to be DARK."
Me: "Really?"
NGL: "Yes, thus the first word in the movie title."
Me: "Right. Otherwise the movie title would be something like "Fluffy Knight""
NGL: "Fluffy. HAHAHAHAHA. Funny."
Morning's Light 
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