Morning's Light
Glimpses of beauty and simplicity around the world.
Category: made me laugh
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Enjoy the following slideshow….the captions are written from Sunny (me) to Sunny (also me) the Photography Student. http://picasaweb.google.com/s/c/bin/slideshow.swf
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bonnets + more bonnets My mom asks during Easter dinner, "So do people still buy hats for Easter? I didn’t see many today!" *silence* *crickets chirping for real* Sister-in-law pipes up, "Ummm..that’s not really the fashion anymore" (kindly refraining from saying "…since 1982.") (hey mom! how are ya?) Mom: "I did ask…
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So this year I’m getting contacts. The outspoken eye doctor questions me about my schedule for wearing contacts and then announces, "You know, they make contacts for people like you." Really? Just for me??? Last week, I took my broken-into-two-pieces mobile phone in to get replaced, and after the employee looked at the remnants of…
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K: ooooh, I smell COOKIES! S: Well…not in my apartment, I haven’t been home. K: That’s both good and bad: bad because someone may have broken into your place, but good because they baked you cookies. Which is bad in that who knows what they put in the cookies? But good because, ‘Hey…cookies!’
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Two classmates re-connecting over lattes and discussing high school reunions: HIM: "Let’s see..graduate at 18, 10 year reunion at 28, so at the 15 year reunion we’ll be 33." HER: "33. What a SAD number.." SILENCE "…I mean, people start DYING at 33."* HIM: "Well yeah, you gotta factor in car accidents, ODs…
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Did you know that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star share the same melody? I was not aware of this, so EB + JJ sang the songs simultaneously for me during a recent visit to chuck e. cheese. QUESTION: What is JJ (on the right) saying at the end of the song?
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While at a local wireless store, overheard this conversation: "I’m sorry, ma’am. I do not know who your husband is." "No, I do NOT know who your husband is." "Yes, ma’am, I AM the assistant manager and I STILL do not know who your husband is!!!" A few moments later, I glanced over at him…
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I’m walking on the track at the gym this morning. Bright and early. Good for ME!! My ipod needs to be charged so I had no music. Thus I noticed so much more than I should have..and could hardly keep a smile off my face. Over here is a woman leading her own private aerobics…
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Wednesday night was a Valentine’s Day party with my girls at church. Brittany was to bring cookies but she brought some candy powder instead…. which the girls devoured quickly, giggled at the green tongues and teeth, and then bounced off the walls for the remainder of the hour we were together. three and a half…
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I saw this years ago and it remains a favorite. "I felt it!" (smirking) "Alright, Janice!!" (AND the look on the guy’s face – the guy in the backseat. Priceless) http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1548/blind_date_fart.swf