My radio station’s morning show was about embarrassing moments today, so I called in with a story of my own.  I tried unsuccessfully to cram a two minute story into two and a half seconds, and had the following dialogue:

Announcer (A):  Good MORNING, Life1025!!!

S: Hello? I have an embarrassing story.

A: What’s your name???

S: Sunny

A: Well, SUNNY, what’s your story????

S: I once went to a BASEBALL GAME? and I didn’t know ANYONE? I bought a ticket from SOMEONE I DIDN’T KNOW???? and a foul ball was HIT?? and I stood UP!  and I REALIZED that people around me WEREN’T STANDING and that I WAS REACHING FOR A WHITE MOON ON A DARK NIGHT.

*silence*

*crickets chirping*

S: and I LEFT A FEW MINUTES LATER!

A: (clears throat)..okay, Sunny, thanks for sharing your stoCLICK

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6 responses to “I will never call in to a radio station again. ever.”

  1. Nicole Avatar

    OMG I have had a similar expierence telling a teaching nightmare when I switched up words and instead of saying tracks and sectors, I said Sex and Tractors, and the DJ told me I was a perv!!! What was that all about. Anyways, I always liked your story, I think its funny. No crickets on my end. :O)

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  2. deee Avatar
    deee

    hahaha I think your story is hilarious

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  3. Jennifer Avatar

    Ok that was hysterically funny! Oh oh oh…I am dying laughing here! LOL LOL

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  4. Juicy Jennifer Avatar

    You’re a doll Sunny! How can I reach you? Can you email me?

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  5. Kylie Avatar
    Kylie

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is soooo funny! I remember when you told that to the Westendorf’s at the dinner table… it was so funny! HEHEHEH! LOL!

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