Who has the best doctor ever?  Me, that's who!

He arrives in the office, my Rock Star Doctor who is handsome and used to have a shoulder length blunt haircut…..thus Rock Star! Anyhooo…he offered samples today of a new medicine that may work for me……

Doc: "….so just call us when you need more, and it'll be waiting for you up front."

Me: "…ooh…exciting…as if I had my very own supplier!!!"

Dark alley

Doc: "That could be arranged.  We meet in a dark alley – I bring the drugs, you bring the cash….."

Me: "Ooohhhh…or one day, I could just drop off a present for you…."

Doc: "Orrrrrr we could meet at Starbucks and casually make the exchange…"

Me:  "Right! Starbucks!  A Starbucks gift card!"

Doc: (crashes back into reality with a thud) "Oh no.  That's okay."

At least I got to meet with the nurse and be handed a plain paper bag with pills in it.  HAHAHAHA.

Who's happy now?

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2 responses to “covert operation”

  1. Gina Avatar

    You really had this conversation with your doctor? He’s very hip.

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  2. sunny Avatar

    word for word.
    he’s a fun doctor!
    I run into him at the gym and at starbucks….so ya know, we have similar interests…. πŸ™‚
    yeah it was a fun conversation. I didn’t capture it all here!

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