Morning's Light

beverage: new usual beverage at starbucks just downsized from a "tall" (small) beverage to a "short" (usually the child-size beverage).  but today – I found a new one they won't let me order – even when I offer to toss money at them  -   the sample size cup.  LOVE it.  can't have it.  Want it even more!

freakshow:  sharona is being a freakshow about a trip she's taking next week but assured me she's not being a freakshow as in "riding a unicycle wearing panty hose on my head".  

predator:  spent my morning commute behind a tiny sportscar with the license plate "PRD8TR".  does this mean:

a)  predator  ("yes..I'd like to announce to the world that I'm a predator. beware. keep your distance but admire my pretty sportscar.  you may wave if you'd like to show your appreciation.  applause is accepted as well")

b) professional dater (coworker thinks that means a "hooker")

c) proud eater (used to eat, had surgery, and now is on a liquid diet – to fit into the sportscar)

d) proud 8 tires (has two cars – thus 8 tires)

e) probator (coworker was NEXT to the car – not behind it like me – and thinks it was a B instead of a D.  still.. "probator"???)

photo by sunnygirlsf