Morning's Light

FreakyBlair is one of my youth group, card playing, IKEA-shopping, mimo fans.

ME: Want to go to IKEA this Saturday morning with Maya, Mimo and me?

FB: OMG OMG OMG OMG! MIMO!!!! mimo mimo mimo mimo mimo!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!!! hold on a sec….let me check with the rents. BUT IWANT TO SEE MIMO!!! and see if they have anything cool… BUT TO SEE MIMO!!!

ME: Not quite getting if you're interested.  Clarify please?

Let's take a look, shall we, at the influence of FreakyBlair on my productivity at work (spoken in the voice of that one guy who seemed to have narrated every old-school-film we saw in school – the one who must be related to the movie-preview-narrator guy who starts every preview with that deep voice saying "In a land where…")

COWORKER TO HIS PRINTER: "What? Unexpected paper size????"

MY FIRST THOUGHT: "YOU'RE an unexpected paper size!!" 

*shaking my head.  thanks a LOT, freaky blair!*