beverage: new usual beverage at starbucks just downsized from a "tall" (small) beverage to a "short" (usually the child-size beverage). but today – I found a new one they won't let me order – even when I offer to toss money at them - the sample size cup. LOVE it. can't have it. Want it even more!
freakshow: sharona is being a freakshow about a trip she's taking next week but assured me she's not being a freakshow as in "riding a unicycle wearing panty hose on my head".
predator: spent my morning commute behind a tiny sportscar with the license plate "PRD8TR". does this mean:
a) predator ("yes..I'd like to announce to the world that I'm a predator. beware. keep your distance but admire my pretty sportscar. you may wave if you'd like to show your appreciation. applause is accepted as well")
b) professional dater (coworker thinks that means a "hooker")
c) proud eater (used to eat, had surgery, and now is on a liquid diet – to fit into the sportscar)
d) proud 8 tires (has two cars – thus 8 tires)
e) probator (coworker was NEXT to the car – not behind it like me – and thinks it was a B instead of a D. still.. "probator"???)
photo by sunnygirlsf
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